June 2012
How I torture my coworkers
me [glaring off at random customers]: I can see what's happening
Supervisor [she's new, doesn't know I'm crazy yet]: What?
me: They don't have a clue
Supervisor [frantic]: WHO?!
Me [finally looks at her,with Timon voice]: They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line, our trio's down to two!
supervisor [not nearly as amused as I]: Oh.
me: THE SWEET CARESS OF TWILIGHT THERE'S MAGIC IN THE EVERYWHERE!!
hungergamesexaminer asked: Regarding the re-blogged post about Snow White's Scary Adventures, it should be noted that the dates should be 1971-2012, as that's when the ride opened in the Magic Kingdom at Disney World. The Disneyland version, which opened in 1955, remains open.
May 2012
Let us all take a moment of silence for Snow...
the-blubbering-howling-howler:
July 1955 - May 2012
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Me: I like your coat!
Cruella De Ville: Thank you, darling. Since the Matterhorn has been down, I just used some Yetis.
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jakeroo asked: I went 3 days and saw him each day, you just gotta hang out by the Castle, Carousel, Snow White's Well, etc., at like 11 to 1 are good times. (I mean obviously don't stay there the whole time, but after 1 might be pushing your luck on your chances to see him haha.) He moves around so much you have to be quick too, especially if you didn't catch him getting his pic with other people,...
Anonymous asked: I have to ask, how on earth did you manage to find Peter Pan? I've looked for him every time I go and I can never seem to find him!
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Me: Can you sign this for me?
Peter Pan: [sees Merida's signature] Uch! Why'd you get her to sign it? She's just a big stupid girl!
Me: But she can shoot arrows! She can totally be a lost girl.
Peter Pan: You know what I think? They should call it, "Brave...for a Girl!"
I just left Disneyland.
I had so much fun. Adventures, videos and pictures soon to come!
Prompt: Thorki
uncreativeart:
Prompt: Thor in Wonderland
uncreativeart:
I don't think you understand how much my life...
disney-magic-lives asked: You are a fabulous person with a fabulous blog! Thank you for existing, your blog always makes me laugh :)
Anonymous asked: But Goofy wasn't the only one who had sex! What about Ariel and Eric? Melody? ;) Simba and Nala? mmhm!
I'm going out of town for a week
So, I won’t be posting a whole lot, but I will take TONS of pictures when I go to Disneyland, so when I come home I will have all of those to post.
YAY DISNEYLAND FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER AHHHH
I wish I could bring my cat on a romantic trip to...
aestehenvonmich:
but really.
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Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has...
disneyforeverlives:
catbountry:
artninja-mcrockviking:
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex. Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….
Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like.
These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
Hyuk...
Mom: Nice Maleficent shirt!
Me: That's not Maleficent-
Sister: Strike one!
Me: -that's Snow White's Queen.
Mom: Oh, I thought Maleficent was from Snow White.
Sister: Strike two!
Me: No, she's from Sleeping Beauty.
Sister: Don't worry, mom, Simba is from the Aristocats.
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I'm making a Disney playlist for the car ride...
Any song suggestions??
Daniel: I saw the Brave trailer in the Avengers-
Me: I WANT MEH FREEDUHM.
D: There was some line that cracked my brother and I up-
M: CUHRSEE THEHS DRESS.
D: I can't remember-
M: IF YEH HAD THE CHANCE TUH CHANGE YUR FAHTE, WOUDJEH?
D: That was it!
Brother: There's got to be something you'd give up Disney for...
Me: Try me.
B: Plantains?
M: No.
B: Chocolate?
M: No.
B: Starbucks?
M: No.
B: Well, what would you give up for Disney?
M: Besides family?
B: Yeah.
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I met Walt Disney in my dream last night.
I was lost in the Wizarding World of Harry Potter looking for Disneyland, but I ended up in Sitcomland (it was basically a Cosby show theme park). I was wandering around and I found Walt Disney. To prove it was him, he showed me his signature, but all it was was a circle. We the ended up in a huge argument over whether he is alive or not. ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS GO TO DISNEYLAND.
sunshinesongs:
am I the only one concerned about the fact that the new Merida dolls are making the Dreamworks face
yes
okay
“MY NAME IS OTTERDA AND I WILL BE SHOOTING FOR MAH OWN DAM”
– aklaineoldmelody.tumblr.com on otters with scottish accents
