On the Food Network 8:00 PM ET/PT on Sunday June... →
Me: I'm so mad!!! When I went to Disneyland, the ONE Maleficent thing they sold in the parks was this measly button!! THEY REDUCED THE MISTRESS OF ALL EVIL TO A BUTTON.
Sarah: But it's a pretty button! I'd invite it to a party!
How I torture my coworkers
me [glaring off at random customers]: I can see what's happening
Supervisor [she's new, doesn't know I'm crazy yet]: What?
me: They don't have a clue
Supervisor [frantic]: WHO?!
Me [finally looks at her,with Timon voice]: They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line, our trio's down to two!
supervisor [not nearly as amused as I]: Oh.
me: THE SWEET CARESS OF TWILIGHT THERE'S MAGIC IN THE EVERYWHERE!!
hungergamesexaminer asked: Regarding the re-blogged post about Snow White's Scary Adventures, it should be noted that the dates should be 1971-2012, as that's when the ride opened in the Magic Kingdom at Disney World. The Disneyland version, which opened in 1955, remains open.
Let us all take a moment of silence for Snow...
the-blubbering-howling-howler: July 1955 - May 2012
Me: I like your coat!
Cruella De Ville: Thank you, darling. Since the Matterhorn has been down, I just used some Yetis.
jakeroo asked: I went 3 days and saw him each day, you just gotta hang out by the Castle, Carousel, Snow White's Well, etc., at like 11 to 1 are good times. (I mean obviously don't stay there the whole time, but after 1 might be pushing your luck on your chances to see him haha.) He moves around so much you have to be quick too, especially if you didn't catch him getting his pic with other people,...