Story of the day. I was driving past a park when I saw these two kids dragging one of those lion lawn statues to the creek. I slowed down, wondering what in the heck they were doing. Then they started to lift it up, getting ready to toss it in the water. Before they did, I rolled down my window, and shouted LONG LIVE THE KING as loud as I could. Needless to say, one of the kids was so surprised that he fell into the water along with the lion. The end.
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